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Citizen Demotivational Poster


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)

THE SILVER HORDE - Cometh. NTGTG* *Nap time. Got to go.

TAGS: senior citizen humor
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 11, 2012, 12:36 am

TY. JDFEB (Thank you. Jack Daniels for everybody!)
Airman - May 10, 2012, 5:25 pm
DS - Damn Straight


TAGS: senior citizen
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - February 22, 2012, 8:15 am
Next Stop Please !
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:36 pm
some of the stores that she would tell me was hilarious.
calvin5040 - February 21, 2012, 11:34 pm
Hey I had a friend that worked in a Library and she said people would try to use the CD drives for cup holders and bring in NES and Sega Cartridges and try to put them in the Zip drives and portable hard-drive slots, they would put the mice to the screens
GaryO - February 21, 2012, 10:45 pm
OUCH!!!²…damn kid5
GySgt1811a - February 21, 2012, 6:50 pm


EASY GRANNY! - Don't cash it in one hit iron lung; save some for the rest of us, would ya?

GOOD CITIZENSHIP - refrain from feeding the chavs

THE BRAINBUG - You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?

TAGS: starship troopers citizen
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by iceicebobby

Your Fucking Guest - May 11, 2009, 7:58 pm
its a butt :D
me - September 27, 2008, 11:24 pm
WTF is that thing? whatever it is it needs to be cremetated.. now
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:18 am
...also, kudos on the starship troopers reference...
steeve - September 18, 2008, 8:17 am
Grant - September 7, 2008, 7:35 am
It looks like the Engineer from Halo
BoB - August 20, 2008, 3:17 am
RnR - July 30, 2008, 7:35 am
most likely a ver fat guys' ass
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 30, 2008, 4:14 am
I give up. What the hell is it?

CHEMTRAIL DELIVERY SYSTEM - Governments worldwide secretly use them to control the minds of their citizens.

TAGS: government mind control citizens
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by WTF

omnicaulk - December 7, 2009, 5:15 am
Dout? really?
HAHA - April 24, 2009, 11:20 am
Wouldnt dout it. You gotta be a liberal.

Peace Be With You -

TAGS: war peace citizenship innocence responsibility
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - July 23, 2014, 7:40 am
Dang, Just noticed I forgot to add Afghanis, Americans...
Reality Lord - July 23, 2014, 6:52 am

sounds like a qoute from the new planet of the apes movie :)

SENIOR CITIZENS WASH - We'll sponge 'em up good, but we can't promise to get the smell out.

Random Act of Kindness -

TAGS: kind senior citizen wendys keith
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - April 2, 2014, 9:26 am
if he doesn't get his Double Stack, he doesn't get on the bus
Greeny - April 1, 2014, 7:17 pm
Keith who? Richards? Is that him heading out to the tour bus with the aid of a kind soul?


TAGS: afghanistan soldier citizen commune
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 4, 2013, 10:44 pm

It's not cynical to state a fact, PM, and poisonings have been rampant in that region for some time. But I always look for the little story in things~~in this case, the good man who reaches out with nothing to create this small moment.
Preacher Man - November 4, 2013, 2:28 am
Not to be cynical or anything, but there's a 50/50 chance that tea is poisoned.
EmilioDumphque - November 4, 2013, 1:46 am
Sir, you're giving away my position, and the cameraman is gonna get killed standing up in plain sight like that!

Home Care by Angels -


TAGS: irony montreal ville marie citizen
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

THEBRAT - August 2, 2011, 8:34 pm
A 15 meter block piece of concrete fallen has forced the closure of the eastbound lanes of Montreal's Ville-Marie Expressway and a partial closure of the westbound lanes, but no one was injured luckily. The Irony is they're other similar past incidents...
Reality Lord - August 2, 2011, 2:09 pm

what i miss in montreal brat?

CITIZENSHIP - It's easier to get if you're good at something.